Episode 3: "Over Easy"

Written by: Glenn Gordon Caron
Directed by: Alan Taylor
Episode Number: 103
Original Broadcast Date: October 8, 1999
Guest Stars: Kim Chan (Eggman), Elisa Davis (Reporter), Stephen Kunken (Agent #1), Jack Koenig (Agent #2), Jason Kolotouros (Agent #3)

Morris: How do you feel?
Michael: It's hard to tell. The lack of oxygen may have given me brain damage, but I'm under warranty, right?
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Morris: We think yesterday's attack was an accident.
Michael: An accident? You're saying some guy wiped out two floors of a major midtown hotel and it was a "boo-boo?"
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Michael: Can we discuss this, please? Guy to guy? Man to man? Science fair project to scientist?
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Morris: You're stronger than any man on the planet. You're faster than any man on the planet. And... theoretically at least, if something should happen to you, I could, if I had a couple of billion dollars and a new brain, build another unit to replace you.
Michael: Aah, you're just saying that to make me feel better.
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Agent: We just need to flush out who he is. Which is where the protoype comes in.
Michael: Prototype?
Morris: Gentlemen, we make it a point to refer to Mr. Wiseman as "Mr. Wiseman."
Michael: That's okay. They can just address me by my model number and I'll address you fellas by your whole names.
Agent: What do you mean, "whole names?"
Michael: Well, you'll be "A-hole," and you'll be "B-hole," and you'll be... well, you get the idea.
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Morris: I think you men would be astounded at just how strong, and just how fast, and just how agile our new secret weapon is.
Michael: Plus, I can hold my breath longer than a janitor in a chili restaurant's men's room.
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Roger: I think it's him. It's him!
Heather: You're not talking about that hottie in the middle, are you?
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Lisa: For a guy who doesn't know his own shoe size, you clean up very nicely.
Roger: You can thank me later.
Heather: What's the deal with the police escort? You running for office?
Michael: What are you all doing here?
Lisa: To be completely honest, I'm not sure.
Michael: Get in the next car! Now!
Lisa: What?
Michael: GO!
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Lisa: Stop saying my name like you've known me for a million years! And stop acting so familiar! You are completely unfamiliar! In fact, you're crazy! In fact, you're a crazy man walking around asking people to hold his eggs. (over the roar of the train) Screw you! SCREW YOU!
Michael: Really? You sure? It's a weekday, you know!
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Morris: He didn't do anything unusual, did he?
Lisa: Well, he gave me an egg... and... then he kissed me.
Roger and Heather: HE DID??
Morris: Oh, my. That's... that's very distressing. He's not supposed to do that. You have my word, ma'am, that he will be given the most severe reprimand possible.
Lisa: Well, let's not go overboard. It wasn't completely unpleasant.
Heather: MOM!
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Lisa: How old a man would you say he was?
Heather: Mom! You're a mom!
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Morris: Scientist to science fair project. I'm very proud.
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