Unknown: That one is a woman.
O'Neill: Observant bunch.
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Carter: Daniel--find me an anthropologist that dresses like this and I will eat this headdress.
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Carter: I'm a lousy cook and I couldn't spin, weave or dye if my life depended on it. You made yourself a bad deal.
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Jackson: How is it that you always come up with the worst case scenario?
O'Neill: I practice.
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Teal'c: But what will happen to Dr. Carter tonight if we wait?
Apu's father: Telgan will partake in his newest purchase.
O'Neill: Ohhh, there's not a chance in hell.
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Carter: I've never been so happy to see you guys.
O'Neill: Oh sure you have. Remember that time on P3X-595? You drank that stuff, that made you take off--
Carter: Ahem. We won't get into that right now.
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O'Neill: Damn! Guess I'm going to have to cancel that Oprah interview.
Teal'c: What is an Oprah?
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O'Neill: Lucy, I'm hooome!
Teal'c: I am not Lucy.
O'Neill: I know that. It's a reference to an old TV-- Never mind. Open the door.
Teal'c: I will summon the doctor.
O'Neill: No, come on. I'm fine. I'm back to being myself. Just open up.
Teal'c: I cannot be certain you are back to being yourself. You referred to me as "Lucy."
O'Neill: Oh, for crying out loud, will you just open the door??
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Baker: There's hundreds, maybe thousands of them. He's their god.
They'll die for him, they'll kill for him, in a heartbeat.
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Baker: No, sir.
O'Neill: "No, sir?" Does it say Colonel anywhere on my uniform?
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O'Neill: We're off to see the wizard.
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Jackson: This tastes like chicken.
Carter: So what's wrong with that?
Jackson: It's macaroni and cheese.
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Baker: Kill me.
O'Neill: You sure? I've come all this way.
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O'Neill: No, you can't keep him.
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Jackson: I thought we were dead. Weren't we dead?
Jackson: Okay. Well, I thought Heaven would be a little more upscale.
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O'Neill: Come on, get me out of here. Tell you what - let me put it nicely! Get me the hell out of here!!
Hammond: If that isn't O'Neill, I want to know who the hell we're looking at.
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Hammond: Teal'c, you'll have to leave that here.
Teal'c: I have seen your world. I will need it.
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Teal'c: You should not have attempted to rescue me from the beam.
If you had not done so, you would not be here now.
O'Neill: Ahh, you'd have done the same for me. Course, you're not going to find me
walking around with one of those goa'uld larvae in my gut, but hey.
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Kendra: Because of my training in the temple, the goa'uld who took possession of my body could not take complete control over my mind. A part of me, myself, remained.
Jackson: Something of the host survives.
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Teal'c: You....do not....exist.
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Unas: Kill the human.
O'Neill: Excuse me?
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Jackson: My wife, Sha're, is now as you once were. She has been taken by a goa'uld, and if what you are saying is true...
Kendra: It is true.
Jackson: Then help us.
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O'Neill: Daniel, it's important that we respect our elders.
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Jackson: Well, it's just that I've never actually heard you referred to as a diplomat. I think antagonist was the word used.
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Teal'c: It is one of their favorite places to harvest hosts for Goa'uld absorption.
Jackson: You know, I wish you wouldn't say 'harvest.' We're talking about human beings, not brussels sprouts.
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O'Neill: I have spent a lot of years in the service of my country. And I have been ordered to do some damned distasteful things. I will not let them execute my friend.
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Hanno: You would save those who wish to kill you?
Teal'c: I would save those who deserve to live.
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Hanno: You are not the same man as he who murdered my father.
Teal'c: I am the one.
Hanno: No. That Jaffa is dead. You have killed him.
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Carter: Air...seems to be in pockets ranging from 1500 degrees down to 200.
O'Neill: Sounds like L.A.
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Narim: You are anything but primitive, Samantha. What your mind doesn't know, your heart fills in.
Carter: I don't know what that means exactly, but it's beautiful.
Narim: Which is exactly what it means.
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O'Neill: Whoa. Cool.
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O'Neill: God, I love those people.
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Jackson: What? Oh...just thinking about what the little guy with funny hair once told us.
O'Neill: 'The very young do not always do as they're told.'
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O'Neill: Good morning, campers!
There But For the Grace of God
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Katherine: I take it they're not engaged in your reality?
Jackson: (beat) No.
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Jackson: I think I'm dead.
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O'Neill: What'd you call it?
Within the Serpent's Grasp
O'Neill: Right. Let's just call it a zat gun, huh?
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O'Neill: I always get a happy tingly feeling when I see those guys.
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Teal'c: Somewhat like your television, only much further advanced.
O'Neill: Think it gets Showtime?
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O'Neill: Okay. One shot hurts them, two shots kills them. The third shot--
Teal'c: Disintegrates them.
O'Neill: Oh. Great. You didn't think this was worthy of mentioning.
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Carter: Sir, the only way to do that would be to turn this thing around and go back to where we started.
Jackson: Right, I'll just go tell the pilot.
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O'Neill: They might have been a little concerned because we just kicked the crap out of Apophis.
In the Line of Duty
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Teal'c: I have seen many Goa'uld strategies revealed, and certain victories lost because of Goa'uld arrogance. It is the Goa'ulds' greatest weakness.
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Jolinar: You are weak.
O'Neill: Who's behind bars right now?
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Jolinar: They would not have killed me. I am too valuable.
O'Neill: Which is exactly why we'll never let you go.
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Teal'c: Every Goa'uld seeks power for his own reasons, or betrays his own brother to achieve it.
Jolinar: Some seek power for a greater purpose.
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Jolinar: Not every Goa'uld is an enemy to the people of this planet.
The Tok'ra are real, no matter what Apophis has told you.
Teal'c: I have yet to meet one.
Jolinar: You have now. I am Jolinar of Malk'shur.
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O'Neill: Can you be sure he is who he says he is?
Jolinar: Unfortunately, we do not carry identification.
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Jolinar: Hear this. The days of the Goa'uld System Lords are numbered. Tell them that I died with hope. My death only feeds the fire that burns strong in the Tok'ra.
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Teal'c: Are you injured?
Jackson: Dumb question. But thank you. I think.
Teal'c: You are welcome.
Jackson: Just don't ever do that again.
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Carter: The Goa'uld gave its life for me. It saved me.
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O'Neill: Witness if you will, a ghost town.
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Hammond: What is that?
O'Neill: Those are bugs, sir! Big, ugly bugs!
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Carter: All I'm saying is that notwithstanding what happened to Teal'c, there might be invaluable technology on that planet.
O'Neill: Carter, there are bugs on that planet. Big, huge, ugly, honkin' bugs.
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Carter: If we do find Teal'c soon, we might have a way of saving him.
O'Neill: Okay. That's good news.
Carter: But...someone has to go back to VP63Q1 and catch one of those alien insects. Preferably alive.
Jackson: And that would be the bad news.
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Punk: I'll remove myself when you tell me how they do tattoos like that in Chulak.
Teal'c: The skin is cut with an orac knife, and pure molten gold is poured into the wound.
Punk: Ow, man, don't that hurt when you do that?
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O'Neill: Pack your bug spray, kids.
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Harlow: Not your garden-variety mosquito.
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Teal'c: What type of weapon do you possess?
Ally: This? I'll show you, it's just a water gun. I was playing, see?
(squirts him, causes Teal'c to make a startled sound)
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Ally: If you ask me, you look like you could use a couple more days in rehab.
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O'Neill: He saved your smarmy ass and everyone else on this planet! Does that count for anything in your world?
Maybourne: Absolutely. And I am thrilled to get the chance to thank him personally.
O'Neill: General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man.
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Ally: Don't sweat it.
Teal'c: I cannot prevent it.
Ally: I meant, okay.
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Maybourne: Striking an officer is a quick way to a court-martial.
O'Neill: I'm not going to hit you, Maybourne. I'm going to shoot you.
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Ally: I ain't seen nobody, and even if I did, I wouldn't tell you.
Maybourne: Why's that?
Ally: Because...I don't like the way you smell.
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Jackson: Guess we shouldn't have loaded it, huh?
Teal'c: How else would she defend herself?
(He takes out own water gun and squirts Daniel before running off.)
Jackson: How else?
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O'Neill: Teal'c looked, I looked, it grabbed my head, I passed out, I came to, we're here, we're home ...Can we go?
The Fifth Race
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Jackson: You just said there's nothing cruvas with you.
O'Neill: I did not.
Jackson:Yes you did.
O'Neill: No I didn't.
Jackson: Yes you did.
O'Neill: Cruvas? What is that?
Jackson: I don't know.
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Teal'c: What is the reason for these padded gloves, O'Neill?
O'Neill: So we don't hurt each other. ...I'll be honest with you, Teal'c: it's so you don't hurt me.
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Jackson: Well, my translation's a bit vague. I think the circle means "the place of our legacy." Um, or it could be "a piece of our leg," but the first seems to make more sense.
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Carter: This time of year, the direct line between P2X55 and the Earth takes us within 70,000 miles of the sun. I have to update the computer's drift calculation to include gravitational space-time warping.
O'Neill: We know that!
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O'Neill: How'd you know that would work?
Teal'c: I did not.
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O'Neill: Little bump in the calculations, Captain?
Carter: I'm sorry, sir. I don't know what to say.
O'Neill: Well, I'll tell you what: get us back home and we'll say it never happened.
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Carter: We also cannot tell anyone who we are or where we're from.
O'Neill: This is a top secret facility. Anonymity does not go over big here.
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O'Neill: Captain James T. Kirk, of the Starship Enterprise.
Thornton: Your dog tags say otherwise.
O'Neill: They're lying.
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Thornton: Our cameras saw some sort of weapon.
O'Neill: Oh. Well, it's hard to say.
Thornton: Some sort of state secret?
O'Neill: No, just difficult to pronounce.
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O'Neill: I'll be honest with you, Bob. My name's not Kirk. It's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.
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Officer: What are we going to do about SG-1?
Gen. Hammond: They're out there somewhere. Hopefully, they'll find their way back.
Officer: Shouldn't we start a search?
Gen. Hammond: I'm afraid this is one mission they're on their own.
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O'Neill: Listen. I don't know where we're headed, but they'll probably try to split us up. So we're not going to have much time to--
Carter: -escape and hopefully live out the rest of our lives without affecting history.
Carter: I can't think of an "or" at the moment, sir.
Jackson: No "or?"
O'Neill: There is an "or."
Jackson: There's an "or?"
Carter: Sir, you can't just will something to happen because you want it to be a certain way.
O'Neill: Captain ... where there's a will, there's an "or!"
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Lt. Hammond: How did you know?
O'Neill: Because we know you. Because we will know you. And for some reason, thirty years ago, you decided we were gonna need help. Otherwise, you wouldn't be standing there with a note. Now are you gonna listen to yourself?
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O'Neill: You know, the 'Vette blew it when they went with that body style. They used to be so cool.
Jackson: Actually, I was about four and a half years old in '69.
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Carter: In order to preserve our past, Katherine has to meet you years from now.
Jackson: So we go in disguise. Pretend to be ... foreigners.
O'Neill: How are you gonna do that?
Jackson: Well, I speak 23 different languages. Pick one.
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Girl: So what'd you do?
Jackson: We didn't, uh, we didn't do anything.
O'Neill: We've got a little problem with ... the establishment.
Girl: I so relate to that.
Carter: So if you could take us as far as New York, we'd--
Girl: I really love your hair.
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Michael: Your thing ... uh, that thing ... what's it symbolize? Peace?
Teal'c: Slavery. To false gods.
Michael: Right on!
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Girl: You said ... that you were in trouble with the establishment.
O'Neill: And ... we are.
Jackson: We are.
O'Neill: Just not the establishment of this planet. No, it's true, Michael. We came to Earth to hide among your people, a long, long time ago.
Jackson: From a galaxy far, far away.
O'Neill: But now it's time to go home, and we need your help.
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O'Neill: Listen, I really have to say this. The two of you have been unbelievably...
O'Neill: Groovy, I think, is the word.
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O'Neill: Auntie Em! Auntie Em!
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Cassandra: I will tell you this: your journey is just beginning.
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Gen. Hammond: Oh, by the way, Colonel ... with interest, you owe me five hundred thirty-nine dollars and fifty cents.
O'Neill: Yes, sir.
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